I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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