No, drunk sperm still make babies.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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