please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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