is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Randomize
