the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
You're completely useless in the revolution.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
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She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
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They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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