Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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