Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Randomize
