Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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