I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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