That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
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Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
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She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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