Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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