Heybabeimwearingurpanties
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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