it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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