even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
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Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
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He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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