I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
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