I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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