No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
