I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
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I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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