i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
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