i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
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