Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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