I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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