Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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