Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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