Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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