just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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