and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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