Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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