i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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