Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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