I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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