I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
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Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
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I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
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