Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
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Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
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Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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