I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
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He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
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I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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