Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
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