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saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
My ATM looks so different sober.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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