So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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