This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
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I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
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I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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