No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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