they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Is it penis luge time yet?
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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