just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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