Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Let's get the cat blown out
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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