Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼‍♀️
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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