We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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