We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
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We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
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Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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