I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
They are going to name an STD after you.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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