She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
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