Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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