i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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