i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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