batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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