Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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