That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
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this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
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i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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