Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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