everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Randomize