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16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
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