office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
